It's not all about swimwear, umbrellas and sunglasses. Beach etiquette is what separates Prince William from the rest of the sand and salt 'kingdom'!
Beach etiquette! Whether you're hitting the beach looking royal or just trying to get through an incident-free afternoon, there are certain rules of beach etiquette that everyone should follow. Fear not, we're not asking you to wear a tiara or sing 'God Save The Queen'. However, there are certain educational elements that have proven to be worth their weight in gold and that everyone should know. Onward to royal class beach learning!
The distance is royal: You know how there's always enough room at Buckingham Palace for an unannounced ball? It should also be on the beach. Place your towel at least as far as a good old British 'brolly' (umbrella) can measure, away from others. After all, we're not canned sardines anyway, are we?
Don't be rubbish, be 'green' like Kate: If the royal children left trash behind, it would surely be news that would eclipse all gossip. So let's be like Duchess Kate, green and responsible, and take the trash with us when we leave the beach.
The reveal is for the catwalk: You might have thought that the royal family would be the first to hide their 'royalty', but the opposite is true. They know that there is a right time and place for each garment. And so should our beachwear. It's fine if you want to avoid tan lines, but be considerate of others and avoid unnecessary flaunting.
The early bird catches the worm – but doesn't steal the nest: Yes, sometimes it's good to get to the beach early to get the best spot. But remember, this is still a public space. If you're not there, don't 'reserve' space with a towel or umbrella. It wouldn't be nice if the Queen lost her throne when she went to afternoon tea, would it?
Silence is golden, like a royal crown: We believe you have great taste in music and your new laugh story is hilarious. However, the beach is not an open mic or a DJ booth. The royal family adheres to the rule that silence is golden. Keep your music and conversations at an appropriate volume so as not to disturb others.
At the end of the day, you don't have to be a prince or princess to show off something royal etiquette. We are all masters and mistresses of our own towels. With a little consideration and attention to others, we can all contribute to making our beach and 'kingdom' more enjoyable for everyone. Be well mannered - be beach nobles!
