Couples who have been in a relationship for a long time loosen up over time and start sharing more than they ever thought, but of course they won't admit it to anyone. And what disgusting things do all couples do in the privacy of their homes?
Here are 20 disgusting habits of couples that they won't admit to anyone. Do you meet?
1. They check each other's noses for nasal snot.
2. They check each other's ears for earwax.
3. They help each other remove the sleepers from their eyes in the morning.
4. They sniff each other's armpits to see if they need to shower.
5. They sniff their partner's clothes to see if they need washing.
6. They talk while one partner pees…
7. … or when he is doing a big need, if they really feel relaxed by each other.
8. They remove hair from the shower drain, even though they know it's a mixture of pubic hair from both partners.
9. They pee in the shower.
10. They share towels.
11. They share a toothbrush when one partner forgets theirs.
12. They wear their partner's old t-shirt because it smells like him and it makes them happy.
13. They check each other to see if they have food behind their teeth.
14. They lick their finger and wipe the poop from their partner's face.
15. If they're really close, they squeeze each other's pimples (on the butt).
16. They clean up their partner's vomit when he is unable to do so.
17. They have sex whether or not they have showered before.
18. They shave their pubic hair in front of each other.
19. They wear hideous old underwear full of holes, even when they are seducing.
20. They spend 12 hours on the couch in smelly old clothes, watching TV, eating junk food and realizing that THEY HAVE NEVER LOVED EACH OTHER SO MUCH!
