Don't do this alone at home! Assemble Ikea furniture, but not under the influence of psychoactive substances like the actors of the documentary series on the Hikea YouTube channel. As you probably know from your own experience, assembling Ikea furniture is not an art, so it mostly goes smoothly, as the instructions are clear and written step by step. All this does not apply if we are under the influence of drugs. Thus, a seemingly simple task becomes a whole science. It's like letting a 3-year-old build Lego Technic instead of Lego Duplo bricks.
For Ikea furniture it is typical to assemble it yourself at home. Mostly this is a simple task as they are Ikea instructions extremely good at composing, and we have to be a really big anti-talent not to understand them or we don't know how to assemble furniture ourselves. Well, or to be under the influence of psychoactive substances. Even in this case, we will graduate from assembling even simple Ikea furniture.
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It's proof Hikea Productions, YouTube channel with episodes documenting people doing just that. They make up Ikea furniture under the influence of various drugs. What the creators want to prove with this - apart from the fact that it makes everything much more difficult - we do not know, but we do know that you should not do this alone at home, because drugs are dangerous and also prohibited. Therefore, we only know the names of the actors documentary series Hikea, which currently has two episodes, each featuring a different actor who takes another drug before assembling the furniture and waits for it to "hit".
In the first episode, we follow a couple, Giancarlo and Nicole, who are assembling a dresser under the influence LSD-yes, and in the other Keith, who consumed before assembling the table with the drawer hallucinogenic mushrooms. He needed the latter for her 5 hours and 37 minutes and skipped 12 steps in the instructions. The pair fared slightly better as they completed the task in 3 hours and 53 minutes. The lesson of the story? Do not assemble Ikea furniture under the influence of psychoactive substances!
Hikea - this is what it looks like when Ikea furniture is assembled under the influence of psychoactive substances:
