Fasten your seatbelts, because Elon Musk has just decided that traditional corporations are obsolete and that he will control everything from your thoughts to your transportation to Mars. Musk Industries has begun to emerge.
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We are COMPLETELY misunderstanding Elon Musk! The average observer, who builds his worldview among screaming tabloid headlines and "expert" debates at the bar, sees Elon as a spoiled child with too much money. "Look at him, he bought Twitter because he was bored," they say. "He made that ugly car because he has no taste." If you think that way, you have missed the point. And not by a little, but by the entire planet. Let's see - Elon Musk.
Entry into the world of electric mobility was once reserved for eccentric millionaires and tech enthusiasts who enjoyed the smell of leather and silence. Today? Today, for 39,990 euros (or a subsidized 34,000 euros with a subsidy), you get a ticket to this club, but through the back door. This is the new Tesla Model Y Standard RWD. A car that has lost some of its luster to become "people-friendly", but in the process has become perhaps Elon Musk's most sincere product. Is this just a Tesla Semi in the guise of a passenger car, ready for 400,000 kilometers of suffering, or a stroke of genius?. Buckle up, because we're going to check whether it's possible to enjoy a car that wears jeans on the dashboard.
Forget everything you know about school. Forget the bell that brutally interrupts your thoughts, forget sitting in lines like in a 19th century factory, and above all – forget learning facts by heart. In an age when your phone has access to all human knowledge in three milliseconds, classical school has become like a fax machine in the age of the internet. It works, but no one knows exactly why we still use it. Elon Musk, with his project Ad Astra ("To the stars"), showed what the "operating system" for the children of the future should be.
For 62 thousand, you get a technological "blitzkrieg" that accelerates faster than you think and drives better than the competition. But beware: this car will tell you to your face that you are actually... redundant as a driver. This is the Tesla Model Y Performance (Juniper) 2026.
My dear petrol romantics, manual transmission lovers and those who still claim that "electronics in a car just die" - I have bad news. While you were still debating in 2025 whether diesel has a future (spoiler: it doesn't), the world moved forward. And not just moved - it jumped. Reports coming out of the US about the latest Tesla FSD v14 (Supervised) update are not just technical news. They are an obituary of driving as we knew it. And if you think I'm exaggerating, you're probably still using a Nokia 3310.
Secrets of the 1 % Most Successful People?! Admit it, we all have that little voice in our heads that wants people to like us. We nod our heads at opinions we disagree with, laugh at bad jokes, and "devour" a lot of things just to maintain an appearance of peace. But the truth is harsh and unforgiving: being liked won't get you that raise you're dreaming of, or that silence when you walk into a boardroom. If you want to be taken seriously, you need to stop looking for external validation. It's time to change your strategy.
While critics write obituaries, Tesla is making profits that its competitors can only dream of without advertising and with a "toxic" boss. If the headlines of business newspapers in 2025 were written solely by the editors' feelings, you would probably think that Elon Musk is currently begging for change on the corner of a factory in Berlin, while the CEOs of Volkswagen and BYD drive by in golden carriages. The narrative is clear: "Tesla is old, Tesla is stagnant, Tesla is finished." But Tesla 2025 is officially the biggest miracle in the automotive industry 2025.
Tesla promises a groundbreaking electric car, the Tesla Model Q 2026, which could cost less than 27,000 euros ($30,000), but the expected launch has been pushed back to 2026. Nevertheless, this compact coupe promises to revolutionize electric mobility with advanced technology and a platform shared with the autonomous Cybercab.
Discovery of life on Mars?! NASA has announced a groundbreaking discovery on Mars – a leopard-spotted rock that bears potential signs of ancient microbial life. Perseverance, the rover exploring Lake Crater, has discovered samples that suggest biological processes 3.5 billion years ago. Although scientists warn that more analysis is needed, the discovery raises new questions about life in space and strengthens ambitions to return samples to Earth.
With a new compensation package worth up to $1,000,000,000,000, Tesla's board is looking to get Elon Musk back in the driving seat of the company. Could Elon Musk become the first trillionaire in history?!
Tesla Robotaxi finally available to the public – if you have the right phone, of course