Our relationship with our favorite sex toy is similar to the one we have with our best friend - she's always there when we need her and knows exactly what to do to please us :). And just like our society says a lot about us, the sex toy speaks for itself and knows what kind of spark we're looking for in the bedroom.
1. Our favorite sex toy is a vibrator rabbit.
We are a woman of possibility. We get stressed as soon as we don't have enough options. We buy mixed condoms, we buy a mix instead of single nuts, and we buy five different beers rather than one so we don't accidentally limit ourselves. We also like to be aroused in a hundred and one ways.
2. Our favorite sex toy is a vibrator bullet.
We know what we want and we go after it. Once we have a goal in mind, it's hard to get off track. But let's remember that there isn't just one path to the climax - sometimes doing something different can open up a whole new world of fun.
3. Our favorite sex toy is a couple toy.
We are mediators. Conflict is avoided by always offering to do the thing that no one wants to do - be it the last seat on the death train or the last burnt cookie. Life is easier for us if we just agree most of the time. A sex toy we share with our partner means we're willing to let go of control—and that's not a bad thing in this case.
4. Our favorite sex toy is the strapon attachment.
There are no rules for us, because we create them ourselves. If someone tells us to go left, we will go right. If they tell us to eat a salad, we will eat a hamburger and fries. Patriarchy up or down, actual kids up or down - we can have me too, removable.
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5. Our favorite sex toy is the dildo.
We like to hang out in a group. We are the ones who stay sober enough to call a cab. Our skirts are longer and cleavage is covered, and our heels are never too high. In short: we play it safe.
6. Our favorite sex toy is anal beads.
We don't worry too much about things, and we know that if something turns us on, there's no reason to apologize for it. Joy is found in the little things and that is the key to happiness.
7. Our favorite sex toy is vibrating animals.
We like it shiny. We are the type of person who cannot pass by a dog without petting and talking to it. If possible, somewhere on our body a tattoo with a quote from Marilyn Monroe also shines.
8. Our favorite sex toy is the collar/whip/oral ball.
It doesn't matter how much we wish we had Christian Grey/James Dornan in bed next to us now. If we used all these toys even before the whole Greymania, then all this "oh and ah" about Gray must be getting on our nerves. We are "cool" and daring and never afraid to cross the limits of the possible.
