Ever wonder why some of us see numbers on the scale growing faster than bamboo on steroids? Well, astrology has the answer you may or may not have been looking for. It turns out the stars may be to blame for our growing curves. Yes, you read that right. While we were worrying about calories and carbs, the stars were quietly whispering to us, "Add a little more, because it's all written in the stars.
In the astrological world, there are three zodiac signs that seem to subscribe to gaining pounds. And no, it's not a Netflix subscription thing that you can cancel when you realize you're more into Disney+ anyway. These three signs are like magnets for calories. Read on and you may discover that your sign is among the "chosen ones" who are prone to excess weight.
Aries: Passion and self-destructiveness
Ah, Aries, always up for action as long as that action doesn't involve giving up food. When things don't go according to their plans, instead of running a marathon, Aries prefers to run to the refrigerator. Their philosophy is simple: "Why deal with emotions when I can deal with cake?" And it's true, the emotions are too heavy, and the cake is just right.
Taurus: Comfort and stubbornness
Tauruses are known for their enjoyment of life's joys, especially when those joys involve food. Try telling a Taurus to lose weight, and they'll respond with a stubbornness that would make even a donkey jealous. “Restrict my diet? What about my freedom?” they wonder as they enjoy another scoop of ice cream. For Taurus, food is love, food is life, food is… still food.
Cancer: Comfort in food
Cancers are sensitive souls who find solace in the embrace of the refrigerator. When the world seems too hard, Cancers know that there's a fridge waiting for them, always ready for a hug. "Who needs a therapist when you have cake?" is their guide. The refrigerator is their secret keeper, their comforter, their best friend.
And so, dear readers, we see that astrology offers answers to questions we may not have even known we had. Of course, it's important to note that our zodiac sign isn't the only factor that dictates our weight – our willingness to open the fridge at midnight actually has a stronger influence. So, if you find yourself among these stellar "heavyweights", smile. After all, we all know that laughter is the best medicine… well, unless you're hungry.