If the 10 commandments were written today, what would be the rules by which mankind is supposed to act? That's what the CollegeHumor team asked themselves, and the following ten suggestions were born. Laughter guaranteed!
How would it be read 10 commandments, if they were written in the 21st century? You know a bible story about the ten commandments of God, when God appeared to Moses in the form of a burning bush on Mount Sinai and gave him the care two stone tablets with carved commandments. If I appeared to him today, I would give him two tablets with an updated version of the Ten Commandments. And how would they be pronounced?
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The third commandment says that we must not betray a key part of the content of a film or TV series, which could spoil the viewing experience for those who haven't seen it yet, and the fifth is to respect your father and mother and call them at least once a month via video call. The seventh commandment is that we should not share the content if we have only read the title of the article. Listen to the others in a contribution that will make you laugh to the point of tears.
Finally, read another 10 human commandments freely according to the Slovenian poet and translator Janez Menart:
- Believe only in the god who has his altar in the bank.
- Don't knock! There are no native swear words, but the foreign language does not suffer.
- Rest as much as you can, because whoever works less is more effective.
- Respect family and other relationships, because only through them you can get anywhere.
- Don't kill because you will be in a bad mood, others know much better.
- Don't fornicate! When a woman gets up, fix your skirt and brain.
- Don't steal! As soon as you make the purchase, someone will already support you again.
- Do not lie! The world is fed up with advertising and doesn't believe the truth anymore.
- He doesn't want a close wife - why would he ease the woes of others!
- Don't think you're missing out if you miss a paragraph.
