If you've been watching the news lately and gotten the feeling that the world is going to hell, you're not alone. But instead of digging a hole in your garden and stockpiling cans of beans, Ferris Rezvani is offering something a little more... proactive. It's the new 2026 Rezvani Tank. A vehicle that screams "get out of the way" even when parked in front of the opera house.
Remember the first one Rezvani Tanka? He was like a Jeep Wrangler that went to the gym and started taking steroids. New model for the year 2026 This is the same Jeep that returned from the battlefield in the future. Ferris Rezvani decided that rounded edges are for wimps. The new Tank is the definition of edginess.
Every body panel has been redesigned. The car looks like it came straight out of a sci-fi movie or the video game Cyberpunk 2077. Although underneath all that aggressive sheet metal (or composite, if you pay more) the heart and chassis of a humble Jeep Wrangler still beats, you'd never guess it. Rezvani has changed everything there is to change. This isn't just a makeover; it's a complete personality transformation.
Interior: Where Kevlar meets leather
Stepping inside is like entering a VIP room at a nightclub in the middle of a war zone. The dashboard has been updated with a new 10-inch (25.4 cm) touchscreen. But the real fun begins with the choice of materials. Buyers can choose everything from a starry sky on the ceiling (because why would Rolls-Royce have a monopoly on that?) to custom-stitched seats.
Despite the fact that some switches betray its origin from Toledo, Ohio (home of Jeep), the cabin feels completely different. It's a place where you feel safe, isolated and superior. And let's be honest, you are superior in this car.
Engines: From “adequate” to “absolutely insane”
This is where things get interesting. Rezvani knows its customers don't ask about fuel economy. The base model is powered by a 3.6-liter V6 engine with 212 kW (285 hp). But let's be honest, if you're buying an armored car, you don't want an engine from a rental car.
That's why Rezvani offers a 6.4-liter HEMI V8 with 373 kW (500 hp) for additional $45,000Still not enough? How about a 6.2-liter Hellcat V8 with a supercharger that produces 527 kW (707 hp)?
But if you're already here and have an ego problem (or are really being hunted), there's only one real choice. The Demon package. That means a 6.2-liter supercharged V8, cranked up to an absurd 745 kW (1,000 hp). Yes, that's the same engine found in the Dodge Challenger SRT Demon. Putting that kind of engine in a lifted SUV is irresponsible, dangerous, and downright brilliant. Accelerations aren't officially listed, but with that much power, the only question is whether the tires will grip the asphalt or you'll turn the Earth upside down.
Prepared for the apocalypse (and annoying neighbors)
Where the Rezvani Tank really shines is in the extras. And I'm not talking about the heated seats. I'm talking about the $42,000 Security Package. This includes run-flat tires, a smoke screen system (great for escaping a meeting), and military-grade gas masks.
The system is even better electrified door handles. If someone gets too close to your car, you can literally shock them with electricity. Plus, you have a tear gas canister, EMP protection, and thermal night vision. These aren't toys; they're gear that makes you feel like Bruce Wayne, only with fewer moral restraints.
For those who who are truly afraid for their lives, there's the B6 armor package ($145,000). The composite armor is lighter than steel but stops bullets from assault rifles. The chassis is protected against explosive devices.
- Quick specs:
Engine: Up to 6.2L V8 Supercharged - Power: Up to 745 kW (1,000 hp)
- Drive: 4×4
- Price: From 175,000 $ (approx. €160,000) to 500,000 $+
- Special feature: Smoke screen, electric shock on hooks
Conclusion: Irrational but necessary
The 2026 Rezvani Tank is a completely pointless car. It's too big, too powerful, too expensive, and loaded with equipment that's legally on the edge of what's allowed. And that's exactly why it's fantastic. In a world where cars are becoming sterile and boring electrical appliances, the Tank is a loud, dirty, and politically incorrect middle ground in the grayness of everyday life.
The starting price is $175,000., which sounds reasonable until you start ticking off the options. With full equipment, a Demon engine, and armor, you'll quickly top half a million dollars. Is it worth the money? Objectively not. But the feeling of knowing you can survive a zombie apocalypse or just drive through the city center in rush hour without anything stopping you? That feeling is priceless.
