Apple in Europe: Why are new iPhones more fun on the old continent than in the US?

Europe is enjoying the new iPhone features that Apple is introducing due to strict regulations, while the Americans are being left out. However, Europeans themselves are not exempt from restrictions, as they do not always get access to all the apps and features available in the US. So where is the line between regulations and user experience?

When it comes to tech giants, it's clear that European regulators are the ones who really know how to set the boundaries. And that's exactly why iPhones in Europe are in some ways more fun. Apple, which easily adapts to regulations, has introduced many features under pressure that are currently only available in the European Union.

Europeans now enjoy third-party app stores, browsers that can use their own drives, even Fortnite is back on the iPhone! In addition, they can change the default apps, which is still not possible in the US. But is that really fair?

Imagine being able to install Chrome on your iPhone that isn't just "Safari in disguise", or a new calling app that offers something more fun like fart sounds instead of the usual sound! But unfortunately, this is something that Apple only allows for Europeans.

In the US, users did get retro game emulators in the App Store, which is fantastic, but it seems that Apple was forced to do this mainly out of fear of European users who would otherwise download AltStore PAL and play Ocarina of Time on their iPhones . And the American lawsuit against Apple probably played a role.

Still, Apple appears to be making only the bare minimum adjustments to avoid run-ins with regulators. In fact, the company appears to be making two different iPhones: one for Europe and one for the rest of the world. This is especially unusual because Apple is known for its product consistency and uniformity. They are so committed to this separation that they do not allow non-EU users to update apps from third-party stores if they leave the European Union for more than a month.

But on the other hand, Europeans are not always better off. For example, they don't have access to the latest versions of apps like ChatGPT with all the advanced features like advanced speech mode. This is due to strict regulations that often limit the introduction of new technologies. While Americans have no problem accessing these innovations, Europeans are often deprived of the latest features and "goodies" available across the pond due to these restrictions.

So doesn't it make sense for Apple to offer everyone the same options regardless of geographic location? After all, it's not that Apple made two different iPhones because of different cultural preferences. It is one phone that is more adaptable and flexible in Europe and another that is not.

Maybe Apple will eventually relent and allow parity like they did with emulators. But it might be time for Apple to do something unexpected: drop this farce and give everyone the same iPhone experience. It would be bold, brave, and most importantly, a lot more fun.