As a child (at least boys), you probably had a mini basketball hoop on the door or wall. You probably wouldn't defend yourself from this kind of throwing even now, and you don't have to, but you won't do it out of sheer boredom, but because it's your duty. This does not mean that you will change your career for a basketball player, but because you will come up with Hamper Hoops, a hoop basket in the shape of a basketball hoop. Because cleaning dirty laundry is your responsibility! Men are incorrigible "pigs" like dirty laundry, which usually lies everywhere, not just in the laundry basket. Now that you can put it away like a three-pointer, it might not land anywhere but the floor. Unless, of course, you're really bad at basketball.
