In today's world, where "I don't have time" has become the universal excuse for everything from unwashed dishes to avoiding family gatherings, here comes a solution that promises excuse-free fitness. Introducing the Carol Fitness Bike, a fitness device that claims to keep you in shape while you wait for your pasta to cook. In just the five minutes it takes to scroll through your latest notifications on your phone, Carol Kolo promises to get you in shape so fast you might still be out of breath long after you're done. Ironic, isn't it? In a world where even microwaves are too slow, Carol Kolo offers high-intensity training that's faster than your last online order.
