Throne One is a revolutionary device that turns your boring toilet into a digital health guru. You place an AI-powered camera on the edge of the toilet, and it analyzes your urine and stool in real time, reporting your hydration level, bowel health, and more. Yes, now your toilet is smarter than you.
What if I told you that the next big thing in healthcare would be something you sit down to at least once a day, usually with your phone in your hand? Forget smartwatches and fitness trackers – the new champion of personal diagnostics is Throne One, the first smart toilet camera you actually want in your home.
Because apparently the 21st century won't be complete until our shells start talking about how healthily we digest avocado toast.
How exactly does the camera know what's going on in your gut?
If the idea of a toilet analyzing your poop sounds a little bizarre, let me reassure you – it is. But it's also brilliant. The Throne One uses AI technology to instantly recognize how well-hydrated you are, whether your digestive tract is functioning normally, and whether you should consider an extra glass of water before you sit back down at your computer.
Everything happens automatically. No patterns, no touching, no feeling like you're doing something terribly wrong. The data goes directly to the app, which then tells you loud and clear whether you're as healthy as a fish or if you need to call a doctor urgently.
"Hey, that's not my shit!" or how Throne separates users
There are usually many different people living in a household – and everyone has their own health issues. Throne is smart enough to know who is currently sitting on the toilet via Bluetooth and measure the data individually. Finally, you can say “sorry, that’s not my shit” and you’re absolutely right. If that’s not progress, then I don’t know what is.
Has my toilet become a spy?
Before you start panicking and looking for a camera to catch you reading the news on the toilet – don’t worry. Throne One only captures your excrement and urine, nothing else. The images are anonymous, the data is encrypted, and your privacy is guaranteed. Your toilet is getting smarter, but not enough to blackmail you with bathroom footage.
Do I really need this in my life?
The answer, of course, depends on how much you like yourself. The Throne One is expensive—$399.99, plus $5.99 per month. But compared to the expensive lab tests, waiting in doctor's offices, and potential loss of health (or worse, time), the price suddenly makes a lot of sense. If you're buying a $1,200 iPhone, why not have a toilet that tells you if your health is in trouble—before you even realize it?
Realistically: this is the new normal
You may be laughing now. But think about how you once laughed at the idea that a watch would know more about your sleep than you did. Or that a refrigerator would order milk on its own. Throne One is the next thing on the list of technologies you won't be able to imagine life without in ten years.
And one more thing – everyone has that friend who always talks about their digestive health. Now you can finally silence them by sending them a link to pre-order Throne One.
Price, specifications and pre-order
- Price: 399.99 $ + 5.99 $ monthly subscription
- Dimensions: 12.7 cm (L) × 11.9 cm (W) × 6.4 cm (H)
- Filling: USB-C (4-meter cable included)
- Compatibility: Android and iOS
- Requirements: Wi-Fi and a white shell (because Throne is a bit picky)
- Delivery: January 2026
If you think you're ready, you can reserve your toilet of the future today at thronescience.com.
Conclusion: What comes next?
Throne One It's not a device for everyone. But if you're wondering what the next big thing in healthcare and technology will be, the answer is right in front of you—literally. It's a future where even your toilet seat can tell you about your health. And if the idea still puts you off, consider this: you'll never have to log how much water you drank into an app again.
See you in the future – when the toilet knows what you ate yesterday.
