If you've ever looked at a Bentley Continental GT and thought, "You know what this car is missing? It's missing that ominous feeling that it's about to swallow the universe," then you're in luck. Or you have serious psychological problems. Either way, Brabus has you covered. German tuners, who are probably the only people in the world who think a "factory warranty" is an insult to their masculinity, have taken the most aristocratic British grand tourer and turned it into something Batman would drive if he got tired of saving Gotham and decided to buy it and demolish it. It's the Brabus 900 Superblack. And it's completely absurd. In the best possible way.