Look, let's be honest. Vans have always been for two groups of people: those with too many kids, and those who haul around suspicious amounts of white goods in their spare time. But then Mercedes-Benz comes along and says, "Forget all that. We're going to make something that looks like a drop of mercury, rides like it's on a cloud, and has more processing power inside than NASA. It's the Mercedes-Benz VLE.