For all those of you who may be out of ideas on how to screw someone up or return their expensive soap, thanks to the Dicks by Mail online service, you can now anonymously send them a bag of rubber penis candies instead of horse shit. For a moment, it may seem like they are gummy bears, but in reality these are candies "for adults", so do not send them to any children's party.
Web page Dicks By Mail allows you to 170-gram a bag of gummy penis candies send anonymously to the desired address, and the addressee will receive messages along with phallic sweets "Eat a bag of dicks" ("Eat a bag of penises"). All this for only 15 US dollars (approx. 14 euros).
Unfortunately, for now the bag of candies is only distributed in the USA and Canada, but the matter can quickly catch on in other parts of the world.
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And if you may not know who to send the rubber carrots to, Dicks by Mail is here to help pool of potential people, which could go to you on…
... on the liver, and what else. Pack! That's easy annoying ex-coworker, an ex-boyfriend or girlfriend, and a teacher if your friends have one sense of humor, and you can also address them to them.
More information:
dicksbymail.com