A "toy" in an upright position is the best antidote to boredom. Dear man, if you have nothing to do, play with your carrot, but in a slightly different, bizarre way.
Here we are again wandered into the dark side of the Internet – this time the path took us to the online network Reddit, where men from all over the world answered, what do they do with their "friend", when no one is looking.
You probably have naughty ideas like that running through your mind self satisfaction, highlights, movies for adults … and you are sure that you have a philosophy, called the penis, in the little finger. we understand you may have honed your skills in this area, but surely you haven't thought about what other men do secretly with their friend, when they are bored.
Take a deep breath and indulge in bizarre answers of Reddit users, who sincerely trusted, how they torture their root in the solid state.
1. "Sometimes I play baseball with peanuts. I tilt my penis to one side, throw a peanut in the air and try to hit him with it."
2. "I cover the penis with a canvas and then draw eyes and a mouth on it - it looks like a ghost from a Hollywood movie," says user Jing Fong.
3. “I like to swing it so hard that it touches my hips. Sometimes I use it to bang on things or break things around the house. These things don't turn me on, I just like the feeling of smashing things with my penis," says user eligiblebastard.
4. "In the bathtub, when I bathe, I play with it, as if it were a shark jumping out of the water and diving triumphantly into it."
5. "I like to use it to press on touch screens."
6. "Sometimes I imagine that my carrot is a gearbox in a truck. Imitating the sound of the engine and changing gears," says user Peepingt0m.
7. "First I put the gatas on the floor, then I pick them up with my toes, throw them in the air and catch them with my penis," says user Beat9.
