Prophecies for 2026?! My dears, if you thought the last few years were like a bad episode of Black Mirror, sit back. Pour yourself a glass of that sinfully expensive wine you save for "special occasions," because if our favorite on-call doomsayers—Nostradamus and Baba Vanga—are to be believed, the year 2026 is going to be a very special occasion. I'm not going to lie to you, the predictions are a mix of a Hollywood blockbuster script and your worst nightmares, but hey, at least we won't be bored. Have the stars of prophecy really found a common denominator for the coming year? Spoiler alert: Yes, and it includes everything from eclipses to an invasion from the sky.