Crossovers. These days, they're like that pop song on every radio station - everyone has them, everyone drives them, and even if you secretly want an impractical Italian sports car, you'll probably end up buying an SUV. Why? Because they're practical, because they make you feel safe, and because, let's be honest, your spine isn't what it was in your twenties. But when it comes to your hard-earned money, it's not just how a car looks outside the local coffee shop that matters, it's whether it'll actually get you to work on a rainy Tuesday morning. Consumer Reports just dropped a truth bomb about which cars don't actually break down. Brace yourselves, the results are a slap in the face to European egos and a victory for Japanese engineering.