Let's face it, most smartwatches are just glorified wristbands that notify you when someone likes your Instagram photo while you're trying to drive. They're annoying, they have less battery life than the average Hollywood movie, and at the end of the day, they're just black, soulless screens. But Xiaomi has just thrown the industry a spanner in the works. With the new Xiaomi Watch 5, they haven't just updated the processor; they've added the ability to read your muscles. Yes, you read that right. It's no longer just a watch, it's an extension of your nervous system. And last but not least – it looks damn good